What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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