Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

The FCC

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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