- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Boys have swag, real men have class

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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