Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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