What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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I was once a hamster.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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