- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

the NAACP

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

why did katy fall off her bike?

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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