roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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