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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

I was watching Fox news.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Bob Saget that is all

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

ur an fagit

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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