Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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