In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Badabing.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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