What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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I hate blackniggers

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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8=> >->-o

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Racial Equality

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your face

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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