Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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