Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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