Detroit has a low crime rate

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

women's rights

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

KOOKABURRA

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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