What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

I have read the terms and conditions

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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