- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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