why is cancer a big thing because its bad

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

arena football

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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