What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Bob Saget

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Boob

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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