- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

wanna hear a joke? yes

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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