Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

who's a slut... you're mom

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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