Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Anti Joke

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