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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Nickelback.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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