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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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