- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

i just wrote this so hard

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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