What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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