- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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