What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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