Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Obama

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Horse with a chair on his head.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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