- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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