What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Dont read this joke

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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