Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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women's rights

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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