Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Please don't shoot me

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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