- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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