Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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run farther?

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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sky silverstein

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Screw it you write the joke.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Anti Joke

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