- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's long and black The unemployment line

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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