A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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mexicans fishing

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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