- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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