- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

knock knock!? . . No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

binladin walks into the american seals

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What's your blood type? Red.

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