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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Face...tastes like chicken!

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

I literally died laughing

A Mormon walks into a bar

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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