Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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AIDS

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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