How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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