- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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