Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Barack Obama

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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