- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

The Princess is in another castle

There once was this guy and he fell down

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

mexicans fishing

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Your mom.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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