- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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