- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mexicans fishing

I'm going to Re-write History... History

The Princess is in another castle

There once was this guy and he fell down

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

No your aunties a joke

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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