- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

You're a big fat monkey.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Jordan is pregant

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??