- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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