Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

jd and zach loves vigina

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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