- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Golf.

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