- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

No your aunties a joke

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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