Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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13 =B you just learned something

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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eh

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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