- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Sex

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Microwave

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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