- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Irish sobriety

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Pickles are powerful

Terry has ebola

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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