- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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