what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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