- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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