- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

hashtags suck balls

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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