- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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