a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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