A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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Hellen keller

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Women's rights

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Antijokes...

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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field day?

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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