Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Bob Saget that is all

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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