Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

PENIS lol

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

womens rights

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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