knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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