- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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