- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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