theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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